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    Welcome to HCTV! This week we bring you a classic 60's satire.....
    Get Smart




    Maxi Smart...What is it chief, I was told it was urgent?
    Chief Thadius Redbacka....Yes 86, it seems that some vital Chinese growth figures are missing, analysts were off more than 10%. I want you and 99 to check into it.
    Agent 99 - Penny Dreadfool....But Chief won't that be dangerous, analysts are unpredictable.
    CR....Yes 99, you will be in constant danger
    MS....And.....Loving it!

    MS....So what do you know about these missing figures Hoo?
    Harry 'Mowibble' Hoo...Moment prease, what if anarysts are just idiots? Word on street is KAOS are responsible.
    MS.... Thanks Hoo, I'll check with 13.

    MS....What have you heard about these growth figures 13?
    Agent 13 - Costa....Go away, eating!
    MS....13, you're covered in souvlaki, pull yourself together man.
    C13...Mmmmm, slurp, heard something about Siegfried and the analysts. Ahh, a yoghurt drink......there's no lamb in it??

    Siegfried Gunter.....Yes it is I Schmart, who have led the analysts astray. I placed shorts on various stocks, and needed the market to go down.
    MS.....Why you fiend!
    P99....Oh Max, you are so forceful.

    MS....The game is up Siegfried.....at this very moment the building is surrounded by a 100 strong crack SWAT team!
    SG.....I find that very hard to believe Schmart!
    MS.....Would you believe....Chuck Norris with a bee-bee gun?
    SG....No.
    MS......How about Pauley2 and my Magic Stick?
    SG...It's too late Schmart, I have manipulated the market.
    MS.....Not so fast Siegfried......Martis has something to tell you!

    SG.....What is it Schmartis
    Martis....I may have said..One slip and market go boom boom
    SG.....This is Kaos, we do not boom boom here! Everyone knows when you say down, we go up.....Aaagh I've got to cover my shorts!

    CR.....What did you find out 86?
    MS.....Chief, anyone could be listening, don't you think we should use the portable cone of silence?

    CR....Good work 86, once again the markets are safe.
    MS....All in a days work, now I'm going to take 99 home and show her my 11000 vibration.

    P99.....Ohhh Maxi......Maxi.....Ow
    MS....Missed it by that much.


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