HCTV is pleased to present the latest ground breaking documentary from the team at National Geometric.... Life of Investors........Enjoy
Lying within the Australian interior is a series of breathtaking ecosystems.....home to some of the more unique creatures on Earth, Investors! Species of investor have been roaming the earth since the 12th Century, with some so isolated that they have evolved to reveal wondrous behaviours only exhibited at these last remaining refuges......such as this rare swarm of Broker Mosquitos...
The abundance of native fauna, known colloquially as shares, is bewildering!......ranging from the beautiful and uplifting to the dangerous and deadly. From the defensive and mostly harmless Red Woolworths (Farmus Screwus) to the brightly coloured and unpredictable JBH vine (dvdae expensivus). In this strange yet beautiful world, even the fauna have their predators. The clever Venus Share Trap, known by the Aborigines as the Nine Lives Suicide Chamber, corners unsuspecting investors out for a daily stroll.
In this beautiful, yet rugged environment, equilibrium is required in order to maintain optimum conditions, and any disturbance is easily identified by the appearance of the Hairy Assed Shorter.... Although a member of the investor genus, the Shorters are scavengers and feed on areas that lack fundamental balance.
The Shorters are not alone in their scavenging!. Below the surface of the nearby TPG....(formerly known as Billabongs),....another world opens up to reveal the expansive variety of bottom feeders....all looking for that quality piece of fauna that may sink to the depths of the TPG, in the hope that life may still be present.
The onset of an uptrend signals the start of the mating season for the Acouch toad....
and the time in which the most confident and arrogant of the investor species pokes it head out to peruse its surroundings. The Big Breasted Swamp Rat (Opinionus Dufoid), delightfully termed El Capo's by the locals, can be a menace or amusing.
No ecosystem would be complete without its predators. This Smart Money gator waits patiently for a herd investor to drop their guard.
Pickings can be slim when the landscape turns green....
But the sudden change to red can catch even the most vigilant investor out, such as this Fat Headed Tit, caught out in one of the negative storms that engulf the area.
The world of the investor is both exciting and exhilarating as well as depressing and deflating.....oh how lucky we humans are to live without these demands.........
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