hctv presents mash monday

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This week we bring you one of the classic sitcoms
M*A*S*H
Mobile Australian Shareholder Hospital

Starring from left to right....
Major Frank 'Martis' Burns
Major Margaret 'Hotlips' Hoolahan (Martis groupie lurker)
Capt Hawkeye 'Funkymonk' Pearce
Colonel Henry 'Bluesdog' Blake
Capt Trapper 'Hotfire' McIntyre
Father Francis 'Pisces' Mulcahey
Corp Radar 'Jeeper' O'Reilly
Corp Max 'Costa' Klinger

Funky....Glad that's finished, I was knee deep in portfolios. Let's go back to the swamp and drink turps.
Hotfire....Those ARU holders were all shot up. They were just kids.
Costa....I have some sewing to do, I'm finally going to get out of this stinking market.

Hotfire.....Where's Martis?
Funky...He's probably showing Hotlips his cup and handle formation.
Hotfire....Let's sneak the PA system into Hotlips' tent.

(over the PA)
Hotlips....Oh Martis, I thumbed you up today, I couldn't wait to be alone with you again.
Martis....Margaret, those others are just nincompoops, let me show you my rising wedge

Martis....That's it you guys, I'm telling the Colonel

Bluey.....C'mon guys, lay off Martis will you, he keeps interrupting my massage.
Hotfire....Ok Bluey, I've got a hot date in the minefield anyway.
Funky....I'm heading to the showers.

Hotfire.....Hey Funk, did you see that?
Funky....See What?
Hotfire....A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet

Costa.....See you on the other side

Jeeper....Shhh......Choppers

"Attention all personnel! Incoming wounded."

Hotfire....What happened?
Orderly....Some Leighton shareholders were ambushed by a downgrade patrol, it was a bloodbath!

Pisces.....Oh goodness, I will pray while writing my sermon for tomorrow. God bless them. God bless conservatives.

Funky.....Ok let's get back to work.


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