All right everybody be cool, this is a cranker. If any of you don't laugh, I'll execute every goddamn last one of ya! Pulp Fiction
Prelude to "Vincent Bluesdog and Yoda Wallace's Wife"
Jules Poyndexter...Want some jerky? VB...I don't eat beef. Cows are lazy animals, I don't eat lazy animals. JP...No problem it comes from Europe, I think it's horse. How was Singapore? VB...It was cool, hey you know what they call Singapore Noodles at Raffles? JP...No what? VB...Noodles! Yoda asked me to look after Madmin while he's away this weekend. JP...Have you met Madmin? hahaha VB...Look, I'm not stupid. It's the Big Man's wife. I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her jokes, and that's it. JP...Let's get into character digger.
JP...Hey kids, how you multinics doin? Keep chllin', we're associates of your forum father, Yoda Wallace. You remember Yoda Wallace, don't you boys? And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!
"Vincent Vega and Marsellus Wallace's Wife"
YW...You're washed up Costa, this is your last chance for a future. In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it! Butch Costa...In the fifth, my ass goes down.
MM...This is the Zoomba Lounge, a Simon fan should love it. VB...C'mon Madmin let's get a steak. MM...Don't be a square daddy-o. Let's enter the dance contest. VB...Aah no I don't dance. MM...I do believe Yoda Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
MM...Aren't you going to invite me in, let's have a nightcap. VB...Oh god, Oh god, I told her not to go into the political forum!
VB...Hello Volt, I'm in trouble man, I'm coming over.
Prelude to "The Gold Watch"
"Hello young man, my name is Captain Papadopolous. I was a buddy of your daddy. Your dad was bludgeoned to death in the Lynas forum, but he wanted you to have this watch. Despite a steady diet of souvlaki smothered in olive oil, he carried this watch up his ass for 3 years. And now I give this watch to you.
"The Gold Watch""Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Lynas Casino and Spa for this 12 round championship bout"
Zia...I had blueberry pancakes for breakfast, How did your fight go? BC...I won baby, where's my gold watch? Z...It's there. BC...No it's not pumpkin, have you any idea what my father had to do to so I can have that watch? I've got to go.
BC...Oh shiiit!
"Welcome to the General forum gentlemen. Bring out the Gimp"
"Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a normal by the toe...
BC...You okay? YW...Naw man. I'm pretty far from okay. BC...What now? YM...What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' diggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
"The Bonnie Situation"
VB...I didn't mean to shoot Stu! JP...Digger, we were just bringing him in for questioning! We've got to get off the street and call Yoda.
NineLives Wolf...Jako lead the way, boys get to work VB...A please would be nice. NLW...Excuse me if I'm curt, but time is against us. Now get to work before my boot is in Uranus. Gentlemen, Jako's wife Bonnie comes home in an hour, I want all that brain matter scooped out. VB...That shouldn't take long, it was Disco Stu. NLW...Excellent, no-one will ever notice!
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Market Update Everything was up Friday, the DOW, Europe, Oil, Gold etc. SPI futures sit at +21. Here's a summary of the weeks data courtesy of Business Spectator... "Earnings results will once again steal the limelight this week, as the February season moves towards its conclusion. Companies due to report this week include Woolworths, Harvey Norman, Virgin Australia, Whitehaven and Macmahon Holdings. Macmahon will also hold an extraordinary general meeting where shareholders will vote on a proposed transaction with Leighton Holdings. Local news will be dominated by the release of capital expenditure data from the December quarter, while private sector credit figures are also due. Overseas, the latest GDP data figures are anticipated out of China and the United States. The HSBC Manufacturing purchasing managers index is also coming from China. Elsewhere, United States Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke will speak before the US Senate Banking Committee in Washington."
Good trading to all!
PS...I got a little carried away, this took me hours. I could have gone all night!
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