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This week we present the film that launched Mike Tyson's career...
The Hangover
With Voltaire's impending marriage to Julia, his mates organise one last guys weekend away, but Julia makes him take her brother, Jeeps
J...It says here that the coolest place on the strip, is the Zoomba Lounge, we should go there tonight.
V...Look Jeeps! Barnsty, Haspete and I are here to gamble, your sister made me bring you. Try to stay out of our way.
J...Do the suites have an oven? I want to make cookies.
Receptionist...I'm afraid not sir.
Barnsty...You're not really wearing that are you?
J...Wearing what?
B...The man purse. You actually gonna wear that?
J...It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
All...Here's to a memorable night...
HP...Barnsty, don't move! There's a chicken near your head.
B...I have a tooth missing! What the hell happened?J...God, I think you misunderstood my request!
Hey guys, there's a tiger in our bathroom!
B...HP...A tiger?
HP...I got a baby in here!
B...J...A baby?
HP...You think the tiger will be okay?
B...Ow my tooth.
J...You know this may have been my fault. I spiked our drinks so we'd have a good night.
HP...You spiked our drinks???
J...Well they didn't have an oven, cookies would have been mellow man.
B...I'm going to kill him....Ow my tooth.
HP...So let's recap. We have 1 tiger, 1 baby, no Voltaire and no tooth.
J...Check
B...I married a stripper? Condaleesa is going to kill me!
B...Zia is it? So it's your baby?
Zia...Yes thanks for taking care of her whilst I played craps.
B...What about the marriage?
Z...It's alright, I'm a bloke, that's illegal here. But it was fun while it lasted.
B...I feel sick
HP...We still need to find Voltaire. Let's head back to the suite.J...Mike Ty...
MT...Shhh, this is my favourite part
"I can feel it coming in the air tonight"
Now, you've taken something that doesn't belong to you, I expect it back at my place within 2 hours!
B...Why did I have to sit in the backseat?
HP...Stop your whinging, we still haven't found Volt
J...I just remembered, we left him in the Politics forum.
All...Oh no!!!
======================================= This screening of The Hangover, was proudly brought to you by the Newcastle Tram Authority.
Market Update Overseas markets were mostly flat on Friday, Gold was down, Oil was up. SPI futures sit at +12. Here is a summary of the weeks data courtesy of Business Spectator...
"The Reserve Bank of Australia’s final board meeting of 2012 dominates a busy week ahead, which also brings highly anticipated gross domestic product data.
In other local news, trade and current account balance figures will be released, along with the latest numbers on building approvals.
Overseas, productivity costs data is awaited in the United States, along with construction spending figures.
Elsewhere, both the European Central Bank and Bank of England will make decisions on interest rates for the month.
In the corporate world, Myer Holdings, Ten Network and Nufarm will all hold annual general meetings, while Metcash is due to reveal interim earnings results."
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