Welcome to HCTV. This week we bring you... Only Fools & Horses
Starring... Del 'BiggD' Trotter Rodney 'Disco' Trotter Uncle Albert Jeeps....and Trigger Zia
DT...I see Rio lost 296 points on Friday RT...Yeah?..Aston Villa only lost 3 last weekend DT...Oh funny Rodders, mark my words by this time next year we'll be millionaires. RT...But this time last year, we were millionaires, weren't we?
UAJ...You play with the market again on Friday? DT...You know me..Who Dares Wins. UAJ...How'd you go? DT...I lost! Let's head down to the Zoomba Rodders.
RT...Trigger, what are you doing here? TZ...Well Dave, Dellboy said he'd give me a lift down the Zoomba RT...Oh I suppose that's... Hold on, you live closer to the Zoomba then we do? TZ...Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the Zoomba. RT...But Trigger, you've had to walk past the Zoomba to get to our flat! TZ...I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the Zoomba.
DT...Hey look there's Wayward1, That bloke's come in on a bundle in the last few years. That man is at the front of new technological frontiers. He's got a Queen's Award for industry plaque and all. RT...I know. I was there when you sold it to him! DT...Now look lads, them red heart geezers have said this could be a low, so here's my plan right. We all throw in 10 quid and buy JB Hi Fi. RT...What do you know about selling DVD's Dell? DT...You know Rodders, you're always knocking my proposals, I'll have you know, I'm a connoisseur of Swedish films.
TZ...Problems, Dave? RT...I don't want to talk about it Trig. You ever been wrongly accused of something? TZ...Yeah once. RT...Yeah, How did you get out of it? TZ...Well I didn't, I was guilty!
DT...Don't worry about it lads, we own JB Hi-Fi and with the other 4 quid, we'll get 2 million Lynas shares. Everything will be sweet. Meanwhile them birds are looking at us. TZ...You think? DT...We're on a winner here son, play it cool, play it cool, you know what I mean (Del falls through bar opening)
DT...Drink up Trig, we're leaving TZ...Aren't you going to try for them birds? DT...Nah mate, you're cramping my style.
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Market Update The DOW finished Friday down 0.6%, the SPX down 0.74% and the Nasdaq down 1,24%. The Facebook IPO was a bit of a fizzer, but perhaps if they have picked the low to list, it could be a genius strategy. All eyes will be on Europe. Can something be done about Greece? SPI futures are showing down 8 points, but a few of our technical gurus are predicting a low is close. The big question is....will the Euro queens find a way of saving their club? It may have come too late for me. Good trading to all.
PS....Mowie, have watched the CL final twice. Loved it, although feel sorry for Spurs. I struggled with this cranker, like I'm struggling with the market.
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