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Dear Mr. China,

My name is McNoob and I am communist. It is my understanding that you too, are communist. I also believe, that sharing is caring... I have thereby devised a plan to benefit both of us.

I have received information that you have $2 trillion. Unfortunately, I do not have $2 trillion dollars.

Why don't you share the love with the other 6 billion of us? A cheque for $300 would do nicely. That way, I will be helping you carry out your heartfelt ideology.

Wow... look at those asks get taken out...