headlines for 2007

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over



Miners Refuse to Work after Death



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant



War Dims Hope for Peace



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors



And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead