One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. >>> >>> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. >>> >>> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" >>> >>> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." >>> >>> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. >>> >>> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." >>> >>> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. >>> >>> Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also." >>> >>> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" >>> >>> "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. >>> >>> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. >>> >>> Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” >>> >>> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
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