During the past month RRS and Texas partners, have been able to...

During the past month RRS and Texas partners, have been able to pump nearly 6 million barrels of oil out of its well and store it in another well so the share holders can go and suck a lemon.

Or
All the drill staff and corp managent have taken a vow of silence and the out come of the drill will never be known

or you might have a better theory, if you do could you please make it funny.

some thing like:this oil man goes into a bar...........