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    I know Slim Dusty used to have a way of getting rid of polar bears:

    Might be worth a try.

    1) Chop a circular hole in the ice.

    2) Sprinkle some peas around it, then hide.

    3) Wait till the polar bear comes down for a pea.

    4) Then sneak up and kick him in the ice hole.

    Bomber
 
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