Yeah, don't cry mate. Here's a go: Forget your questions,check these impressions: Has he a sense of humour? What does he think of the incumbents? And here I push him/her for a wide range of issues including refugees and arse-licking Feds. He doesn't have to agree with me, but my questions will be geared to see whether he's got an open mind or a Snookered/yaked mind, ie totally blocked from hearing or seeing. Is he an ex-cop, ex-convict (preferably the latter) is he a cross-dresser (add a point) How does he feel about atheists and muslims? Does he like dolmathes or just pies and piss? Is he wearing a tie? Is he driving an expensive car? (that's two points down) Is he available on week nights? (for repartee and drinks) How forceful is his ambition and how far does he want it to get him? Finally, is he YOUR mate? And does he like cats?
