I was at the supermarket the other day, pushing my trolley along when I collided with a young guy, also pushing a trolley. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young bloke says, "That's a coincidence. I'm also looking for my wife and since I haven't found her, I'm getting a little desperate."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "She's 24years old, tall with long blonde hair, tanned with green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red T-shirt and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
