I sincerely hope this hasn't been on here before but it was sooo good I had to share. (My apologies if i have trodden on someone else's joke) Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am., I noticed this
character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and
suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was
carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible British citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the
Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities
have yet to respond.
