The truth is, his Presidential Chimpness saved Diego Garcia by...

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    The truth is, his Presidential Chimpness saved Diego Garcia by parting the waters.
    It was a deal he cut with God to really p!ss off Allah.

    I just cant wait for the Chimp and Jehovah Conspiracy story..this should be a real beaut!!!
 
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