Hey, dude, how's ASIO treatin' ya? Not to well, knowing those b astards. Careful what you think, bro. Foil Cap Ahoy.
Ya know what I reckon? Your actual name is Bill Smith, and you are a no-name bureaucrat who works a dead-end job. You've spent significant time in Canberra and are a good bullshi tter, because that's what bureaucrats do. You have some knowledge of Greek because you had sexual relations with a fish 'n chip shop owner called Spiros.
Am I close? Answers in Greek swear words, please. Plus a few allusions to your 'craziness'.
