Ya know what I reckon? Your actual name is Bill Smith, and you...

Ya know what I reckon? Your actual name is Bill Smith, and you are a no-name bureaucrat who works a dead-end job. You've spent significant time in Canberra and are a good bullshi tter, because that's what bureaucrats do. You have some knowledge of Greek because you had sexual relations with a fish 'n chip shop owner called Spiros.
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hi ypsilon,

Is it correct?