What's the Leader of the Opposition hiding?Like Dum Dum Dubya,...

What's the Leader of the Opposition hiding?

Like Dum Dum Dubya, without a spin doctor
to put words into his mouth, Tony Abbott
is as silent as an Irish Trappist Monk.

The best Tony can do by himself is:
"Elect Tony! I'll stop the boats."
How Tony? Deafening silence, then
"I'll disinter John Howard's era."

Malcolm Turnbull can talk sense
with a spin doctor to help him.
But does he have the numbers?

Tony Abbott is a young fogey.
He belongs with John Howard
in the 'God Save The Queen'
dead-boring 1950s when pubs
shut at 6pm and Empire Day
was bigger than Anzac Day.