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    This guy is at a party and spots a gorgeous girl ..............................

    He wanders over and asks her out.......................

    She replies that she only goes with very unusual guys.....................

    The guy says I am a very unusual guy.....................

    The girl asks how he is unusual........................to which the guy replies that he has two penis's.................

    She immediately invites him to her flat...............................

    They strip down to their under ware and the girl asks to look at the two penises.....................

    Skillfully the guy whips out his penis from one side of the underpants and then shuffles it to the other side of his underpants.........to demonstrate that he has two penis's...........................................

    The girl is very impressed and suggests that they jump into bed.........................

    She asks the guy which penis will he use....................he replies that he always flips a coin to decide which penis to use.

    After hours of lovemaking.........................they are exhausted.....................

    The girl is still a bit randy and suggests that he use the the other penis for another round of lovemaking..................

    The guy skillfully pulls his penis out the other side of his underpants and it is limp and looking the worse for wear.......................

    The girl asks what is wrong with it....................

    To which the guy replies.....................he always sulks when he loses the toss.
 
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