That reminds me of the one about 2 little boys at school.
One says "my dad is better than yours, he has 2 cars. He's got a BMW and a Mercedes"
The other one says. "No my dad's better. He has 2 penises"
The first kid says."how can he have 2 willys?"
"Well, he's got one for weeing out of and one for cleaning my mum's teeth"
