Hope we don't have to save the French again

Many Australians have died saving the French from their failures. I don't really mind because the French have given us much (philosophy, good wine, good architecture, etc). But I do wish they would grow a pair and defend themselves.

We gave them blood on the Somme, we gave them blood at Normandy and again after Dien Bin Phu. For heaven sake French friends man up. I don't want Aussies to have to come and pull you out of the slave markets.

Bacci