Big Lebowski--Doesn't take this name by accident. Was once measured at 7' 3" and then he had his 11th birthday. Taps (?) with both hands and forever frightening the living crap out of opposition big mouths. An automatic selection.
Yorick--Experienced ball magnet who constantly feeds of opposition mistakes. Leads the competition in 'loose ball gets' and always has the last word. Not known for a close relationship with Big Leb or all Hawthorn players.
Matthew Pavlich--If Healy, Bartlett & co don't rate him, that's their stuff up. There's perhaps been worse All Australian omissions but nobody can remember when.
