April 1 (Reuters) - Buru Energy Ltd (BRU) : Coronavirus...

April 1 (Reuters) - Buru Energy Ltd (BRU) :

• Coronavirus ventilators: Australian government asked Buru Energy for help in boosting production
• Australia currently has 2,300 ventilators in intensive care units across the hospital system, has surge capacity for another 5,000 and is seeking to dramatically boost stocks. An Australian Government order for 1,000 new invasive ventilators, which place tubes down the trachea is now in place with Buru Energy, who are also helping to produce non-invasive ventilators.
• Currently low paid Chief Executive Officer, Mr. Eric Streitberg told Reuters: “I have been quietly plugged into an experimental ventilator on life support for years and the serial stuff up we like to call the Halliburton Coil Tube Unit at our U6H well is sitting idle looking for a purpose, so this seemed like the idle opportunity to put my experience and our shoddy equipment to use!”
• Eric also mentioned Buru is now locking horns with the Sauds, slashing Buru’s Cost of Production below Saudi Arabia. Eric said “we will fight this bitter global oil war to the end and long after US Shale and the pesky Ruskies have been put out of business, Buru Energy will be the last oil company standing and bring MbS to the negotiating table so we can form a new cartel and send POO over $200/b !”
• The President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko said: “Belarus will close nothing, our shops are open, our businesses are open, our football stadiums are open and our borders are open, Belarus will beat w00h00 with vodka and saunas!” And that bit, BRUthers, is true

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