"A mealy mouthed old perverts fantasies are not exactly romantic"
Nor is a full faced beard on a female.
Throw away those shackles of extremism that you have been infected with from UNI, there my be hope for you yet.
As I've said before there's no future in gluing your hand to the road.
Also Facial hair for a female is not a great look either ( but hey What ever blows that hair back on this I guess )