how did you choose your childrens names, page-6

This made me laugh.

"Think of names like tattoos, you might really like dolphins at age 16 but putting one on your forearm may seriously effect future employment opportunities. So unless you can afford a massive inheritance for all of your offspring, at least give them a name they can take to a job interview."

http://www.mumsandbubsgroup.com.au/2011/11/09/unusual-celebrity-baby-names/