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It's no joke, I just bought a $80k La Grange Statesman and I'm...

  1. 222 Posts.
    It's no joke, I just bought a $80k La Grange Statesman and I'm still at Uni and wow I thought I was king.

    My life is in ruins and I need to gear up into more debt to retain my Latte lifestyle so my friends think I'm still cool.

    Can Peter Costello release some funds into my bank account or credit me a baby bonus or part thereof because it was an abortion. Maybe just 1000 bucks would help me out, I could just go to the pub and have a good time for a night on that amount.
 
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