How not to explain Government to a kid

A teacher was teaching her class about the government. For homework that day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Scott got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the Prime Minister, your mum is the Members of parliament, the maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Scott.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Scott, as he went off to bed.

In the middle of the night, Little Scott was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's cot and found that his baby brother had taken a dump in his nappy.

So Little Scott went to his parent's room to get help.

When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mum loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there.

So he went to the maid's room.

When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

Little Scott was surprised, but then he realised something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The Prime Minister is screwing the work force, the members of parliament are fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!