What’s the margin of error for your last sentence, bellboy? You...

What’s the margin of error for your last sentence, bellboy?

You don’t need to be a scientist to understand flawed logic and that the DD Samantha is just peeing in your pocket.

All you (should) need is a basic understanding of the english language.

The use of the word “likely” in the last sentence is the giveaway, they don’t use the word Likely when talking about indisputable facts.

PS “Poor ol zippy” is mid 50’s so I’m not ever going to be upset about being called old but I’ve been semiretired since my late 40’s so I wouldn’t call myself Poor.
I would go with “contented” or reasonably comfortable.