A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his home. He searches online and finds a local gorilla removal service and calls immediately.
"Is it a boy or a girl gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," says the homeowner.
The service guy says, "Alright no problem, I can do it. I'll be right there."
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs.
He tells the homeowner, "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls.
When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."
