"Still no oil. Still no cash. Still legal concerns. What do they...

"Still no oil. Still no cash. Still legal concerns. What do they do all day?"

They wonder when eagles might sell her non-disclosed holdings.

They also ponder if it should be a 50:1, 100:1, or 500:1

"You really need to ask yourself, what has changed since the last AGM?"

Answer: There are no bids anymore

But surely with the right ratio they can start the printing presses again and drill another well

I wonder if I'll now be accused of ramping this up