Candidate A Vote for me and I’ll give you bigger pensions
Candidate B Vote for me and I’ll give you bigger pensions, and free medical aid
Candidate A I’ll throw in a free wheelchair
Candidate B I’ll up your wheelchair with a wheely walker
Candidate A Blast, I’ll up your pension, wheelchair, and wheely walker and let your kids dip into the pension funds to fund their housing deposit. Lol I could go on but you get the picture
