Dear Sir,Because of all the dire problems that Australian...

Dear Sir,

Because of all the dire problems that Australian citizens are getting themselves into while travelling internationally we have feel it necessay to issue with every passport an additional item.

A pair of red ruby slippers with additional detailed instructions on how many times to click the heels and how often to repeat the incantation "There's no place like home"

Hoping this will be of some help and comfort.

Dept Of Foreign Affairs