No doubt some folk on here keep a list on the back of their toilet.
Perhaps there lies (pun intended) an opportunity in that. Very low quality toilet paper with a printed list of Howard's lies on it. Terribly rough stuff, and makes the user feel a little uncomfortable. Great for the workplace.
There are union leaders that are habitual liars too.
I never harassed that employer. I never attacked the company owners car. Bla bla. Cameras caught that bloke out too! I'm sure u know the Howard lie I'm referring to!