FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): ……………………………………………………………… 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. ……………………………………………………………… 2. A will is a dead giveaway ……………………………………………………………… 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ……………………………………………………………… 4. A backward poet writes inverse. ……………………………………………………………… 5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. ……………………………………………………………… 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. ……………………………………………………………… 7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. ……………………………………………………………… 8. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner. ……………………………………………………………… 9. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. ……………………………………………………………… 10. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. ……………………………………………………………… 11. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. ……………………………………………………………… 12. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. ……………………………………………………………… 13. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. ……………………………………………………………… 14. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. ……………………………………………………………… 15. A calendar’s days are numbered. ……………………………………………………………… 16. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine. ……………………………………………………………… 17. A boiled egg is hard to beat. ……………………………………………………………… 18. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ……………………………………………………………… 19. A plateau is a high form of flattery. ……………………………………………………………… 20.A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. ……………………………………………………………… 21. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. ……………………………………………………………… 22. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. ……………………………………………………………… 23. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. ……………………………………………………………… 24. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye. ……………………………………………………………… 25. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. ……………………………………………………………… 26. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses. ……………………………………………………………… 27. Acupuncture: a jab well done. ……………………………………………………………… 28. Diarrhea: hardening of the farteries. ……………………………………………………………… 29. Difference between an elephant fart and a saloon: A saloon is a barroom. An elephant fart is a ba-rroom!
