Hooker's Confession
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession...... Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years..'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'my love, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years! And I cannot hold your past against you..
Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit..?'
She said, 'Darling I don't think you understood me correctly, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales .........'
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