Two hunters were out in the hills when one of them went all red and collapsed. The other not so bright hunter had a look at his mate and being so clever thought gee I think he is sick. He pick up his mobile rang 000 and told the operator that his mate was dead. She told him to calm down and she would step him through it.
First she said,we have to make sure he is dead.
The phone went Quite for a while then BANG and he said
OK WHAT,S NEXT
Only one joke today as I am very busy,I have to,
Mow the Mods lawn Paint their fence Wash their Merc Polish their cabin cruiser
Just joking and thanks to all that supported me and thanks to the one,s that did,t also because they are good enough to speak there mind.The world would be a weird place if everyone was the same.
