Husband - "Before I die I need to confess something."
Wife - "Sssshhh now, there's nothing to confess, everything is all right."
Husband - "No, I must die in peace, I slept with your sister, best friend, and two of your co-workers ."
Wife - "I know, that's why I poisoned you, now close your eyes ......."
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