On the Woolies PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
Husband Down
Husband and wife are shopping in their local Woolies, Husband picks up a carton of XXXX and puts it in the trolley 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the Wife ‘They're on sale, only $25 for 24 cans’ he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the wife picks up a $50 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. ‘So what do you think you're doing?' asks the Husband. ‘It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the Wife. Husband retorts: 'Well, so does 24 cans of XXXX and they're half the price.' Then . . . . . .. . down he went !!!
