A husband & wife are shopping in their local Coles. The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New & puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife & so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $80 jar of face cream & puts it in the basket. ˜ What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Tooheys & it's half the price.'
