husbands and wives, page-2

A man and wife out souvenir shopping in a foreign country. The wife goes her way and the husband goes his. While looking around for something interesting to buy, a local approaches the man and offers him the skull of Moses. At first he is shocked but then warms to the idea. He hands over her $500 and goes on his merry way, unable to contain his excitement. He finally meets up with his wife and as he is about to show her the skull, she too pulls out a skull, but a fraction smaller than his. I just bought the skull of Moses, she exclaims!! That's impossible said the husband, as I bought the skull myself only half an hour ago. He pulls out the skull and shows it to his wife. You silly man, she said. Cant you see that your skull is larger than mine? You have Moses' skull when he was a grown man. I have Moses' skull when he was a teenager.