A fat, beer-guzzling husband watches his wife come home. He asks...

A fat, beer-guzzling husband watches his wife come home. He asks her So, how'd it go at the Dr's?"

She answered proudly, "He examined my breasts and said that for a 50 year old woman, I gotta say you have the breasts of a 20 year old."

Swilling his beer and guffawing, the hubby said laughing into his beer, "So.......what did he say about your 50 year old c%nt???"

Walking out of the room the wife said, "Oh....sorry dear, your name never came up!"