First of all “HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO EVERYONE ON HOTCOPPER.”...

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    First of all

    “HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO EVERYONE ON HOTCOPPER.”
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    The guys at the golf course asked me to name an actress
    I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

    I told them:

    “One who knows how to fix elevators.

    I'm old, I'm tired, and I have to pee a lot.”
 
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