i bin on toiret

A garbo is going along the street picking up wheelie bins and emptying them into his truck. He goes to one house where the bin hasnt been left out, so he has a quick look for it,goes around the back of the house,but still cant find it.

So, against the rules of the refuse collectors code,but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door. theres no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a chinese bloke comes to the door.

"Harro" says the chinese fella.

"Gidday, mate. Where's ya bin?" asks the garbo.

"I bin on toiret" explains the chinese bloke a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign bloke had misunderstood him, the garbo smiles and tries again.

"No mate,where's your dust bin?"

"I dust bin to toiret,I toll you." says the chinese man - still a bit perplexed.

"Listen,"says the garbo. "Your misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin?"

"Ok, Ok" replies the chinese man with a sheepish grin.

"I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister...!"