I had flown to Australia to watch the Ashes and on my way...

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    I had flown to Australia to watch the Ashes and on my way through customs one of the officers stopped me.

    "G'day sir.

    Do you have a criminal record?"

    He asked.

    Maybe "I didn't know you still needed one " wasn't the best reply.
 
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