i have just called the authorities

The bloke on the phone said he was the boss.

He copped a lot of heat from me but agreed that all the shorters were long-haired dole bludging types and that any non-buyers deserve capital punishment. He stated For example, Australian stockbrokers holidaying in Canberra would get in a lot less trouble if they carried a couple of monkey chops in their handbags and that they didn't all have to drink until their best mate looks like Kerry Packer, throw up in the back of a taxi on their way home for them to prove they're a first class hippie.

I was then given a recipe for lamb, called a bloody sheep and was hung up on.

I give up.