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Originally posted by trashcansinatra: ↑

Yep, if you think you are a cat your Melbourne School needs to cater to you. Ask for a kitty litter bowl to excrete your excrement no problems. Soon to spread nation wide. Maybe you think you are a dog or a rat or a crow or a snake or a fish or a caterpilla or a buzzing bee or a moo cow. Let's make laws to protect ones who wish to identify as these species. Wow, I can see some opportunities here for the work shy types as well. I'd identify as a moo cow and spend my days eating green grass and pumping out CO2.

I am thinking of identifying as a Kangaroo and asking the High Court to examine my case of abuse and mass murder at the hands of ones who like to eat me for over 10,000 years Now, who can I sue and collect massive largesse from?
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our cat identifies us as weird cats.... so cats should be allowed a Voice in Parliament hahahahehehehe lol droll.
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