I loved how the pool looked when I had a glass fence around it ....

I didn't expect suicide lorikeet carnage when I put up my glass fence around 3/4 of the pool.

Those little buggers are tough.

You're in the kitchen baking bread and then THUD.

They hit the glass doing 20-30kph.

Totally stunned thru the spine, you look at it going ... hurry up or the cat will get you.

If they're not gone in 30mins, then get a plastic bag, go and scoop it up, and put it in the freezer until next bin day.

that's life