A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope !' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really. ' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well .' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse. .' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then? ' 'Because she can still drive!'
