CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls his...

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    CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!!!'
    Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex . That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'


    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon.........You got nice house.'
 
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