Hung Chow: "Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to make love to me. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls back: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
